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最佳工程师笑话(以及设计师、创造者、营销人员……)

工程师笑话

工程师笑话

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工程师利用系统化的方法和手段,有效地把握当前的发展方向。.
  • Why did the engineer cross the road? To check if it was up to code!
  • Why don’t engineers ever get lost? Because they always follow the “current path.”
  • What do you call an engineer who doesn’t know how to use a calculator? An arts major.
  • How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.
  • Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. (Get it? Octal 31 = Decimal 25!)
  • Why did the software engineer get stuck in the shower? The instructions said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
  • What’s the difference between a normal person and an engineer? A normal person says, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” An engineer says, “If it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.”

(用户界面)设计师笑话

平界面白色
ui设计师最喜欢的咖啡订单
  • Why did the designer bring a pencil to the meeting? In case they needed to draw a conclusion!
  • How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they’ll need three revisions and feedback from the client.
  • Why did the designer get kicked out of the restaurant? For dropping too many layers.
  • Why do designers never get locked out? Because they always have the right key-line.
  • Why did the designer break up with the font? They weren’t on the same page.
  • Why did the UI designer refuse to work in the jungle? Because he couldn’t handle all the drop-down menus.
  • How did the UI designer propose? With a stunning pop-up!
  • What’s a UI designer’s favorite coffee order? Flat interface white.

  • Why did the UI designer get fired from the bakery? Because he kept trying to optimize the crumbs.

营销人员笑话

跳出率
创新设计必须解决用户参与问题,以最大限度地降低跳出率。.
  • Why did the marketer get kicked off the trampoline? They had too many bounce rates!
  • How do marketers flirt? “Are you an inbound lead? Because you’ve got my interest!”
  • Why was the marketer always calm during a crisis? They knew how to turn lemons into a lead magnet.
  • What’s a marketer’s favorite drink? Brand-y.
  • Why did the marketing couple go to therapy? They lost their engagement.
  • What did the marketer say to the failed advertisement? “It’s not you, it’s your CTR.”

发明家和创新者笑话

颠覆养鸡业
家禽业的颠覆性创新。.
  • What did the inventor say to his misbehaving robot? “Don’t make me hit your reset button!”
  • What did one inventor say to the other when his idea failed? “Well, that’s another one for the drawing bored!”
  • What do you call an inventor who tells tall tales? A fibber-optic engineer!
  • Why did the innovator cross the road? To disrupt the chicken industry!
  • Did you hear about the innovative pencil? It had no point, but people still loved the concept!
  • Why do innovators make terrible secret agents? Because they’re always trying to break out of the box!
  • How do you count innovative ideas? With a think-tank-ulator.
  • Why are innovators like bad magicians? They always want to make things disappear… like your old business model!
  • Why do innovators never play hide and seek? Because good ideas always want to be found!

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