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Le migliori barzellette sugli ingegneri (e designer, creatori, addetti al marketing...)

barzellette sugli ingegneri

Barzellette sugli ingegneri

Percorso attuale
Gli ingegneri utilizzano approcci e metodologie sistematiche per navigare efficacemente nel percorso attuale.
  • Why did the engineer cross the road? To check if it was up to code!
  • Why don’t engineers ever get lost? Because they always follow the “current path.”
  • What do you call an engineer who doesn’t know how to use a calculator? An arts major.
  • How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.
  • Why do engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. (Get it? Octal 31 = Decimal 25!)
  • Why did the software engineer get stuck in the shower? The instructions said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
  • What’s the difference between a normal person and an engineer? A normal person says, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” An engineer says, “If it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.”

Battute sui progettisti (UI)

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  • Why did the designer bring a pencil to the meeting? In case they needed to draw a conclusion!
  • How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they’ll need three revisions and feedback from the client.
  • Why did the designer get kicked out of the restaurant? For dropping too many layers.
  • Why do designers never get locked out? Because they always have the right key-line.
  • Why did the designer break up with the font? They weren’t on the same page.
  • Why did the UI designer refuse to work in the jungle? Because he couldn’t handle all the drop-down menus.
  • How did the UI designer propose? With a stunning pop-up!
  • What’s a UI designer’s favorite coffee order? Flat interface white.

  • Why did the UI designer get fired from the bakery? Because he kept trying to optimize the crumbs.
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